{"product_id":"dont-worry-she-won-this-plant-lady-alibi-kit","title":"Don't Worry, She Won This - Plant Lady Alibi Kit","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row-start-1 col-start-1 min-w-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"contents\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-w-0 pl-2 py-[var(--msg-pill-py,0.375rem)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex items-center gap-2\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShe Won This - The Plant Lady Alibi Kit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLook, we've all done the math in the driveway before he does.  Another box on the porch, another \"what'd you spend now\" waiting to happen.  Not today.  Not on my watch!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis little kit does the talking for you!  We stick the sticker on the outside of the box in case your partner sees it before you do, and tuck the gift receipt inside where it counts - itemized, official-looking, and totaling a big fat $0.00.  Paid in full, by winning.  Bragging rights?  Free.  \"It was a giveaway, babe\".  Also free.  Self control?  Never heard of her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eComes with one weatherproof box sticker and one gift receipt.  Nobody's relationship has ever been ruined by a plant that was technically free.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1g\/edit?usp=drivesdk\"\u003ehttps:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1g\/edit?usp=drivesdk\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Photos are description only.  Sellers Choice. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease buy responsibly—no cancellations, refunds, or returns. Holds may be added as needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDid you read the shop policies? Please do that so no one is surprised. Seriously. ❤️ 🌱 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1g\/edit?usp=drivesdk\"\u003ehttps:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1g\/edit?usp=drivesdk\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Soil and Social","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50481228611777,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0871\/0268\/5377\/files\/F8EA5640-F3BB-41F0-8F91-D75937BE9E37.jpg?v=1786572808","url":"https:\/\/soilandsocial.com\/products\/dont-worry-she-won-this-plant-lady-alibi-kit","provider":"Soil and Social","version":"1.0","type":"link"}